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Monday, January 03, 2005
Because You Live
by Jesse McCartney
Put up your Dux
(from "Bloodsport," Jean-Claude Van Dammes character named Frank Dux is being introducted to their tour guide dude)
Lin: Are you Jackson? You look like a Jackson. So, that would make you Frank "Ducks."
Frank Dux: No, no, no.. it's "dukes."
Lin: Gotcha. Like "put up your dukes," right? Found this pic on my comp. I took it about a month ago. Don't worry.. I wasn't in a fight or anything. I just put medicine on (for some eczema) and wanted to cover up the affected areas so that I wouldn't rub the medicine off in my sleep.
Wanna piece of me?
Happy "No" Year!
(from the Friends episode where Joey and Janine are at a New Year's Eve party)
Everybody: 3, 2, 1..
Announcer: Cut!
Joey: No!!! (pause) Year! Happy no year!
Announcer: Ok, here's where we go to the live shot of Times Square. Nice work everybody, that's a wrap. Had a rockin' time at Superman and Mochi's place on Friday night. We ate a lot of great food, played Taboo, watched "Wicker Park," and of course, finished the evening with the countdown in New York, complete with Martinelli's sparkling cider toasting.
Pooped
My car is pooped, and for good reason. Not only did it drive a long way, it got super dirty while in the mountains from all the muddy water being splashed up from cars ahead.
Lab "Coat"
A doctor's white "coat" does not an actual "coat" make. A real coat would keep you warm. A white coat, however, is just for show. With temperatures in the 30s, it hardly carries its own weight. Not that it isn't lightweight, because it is. But that's a problem because it's both thin and breathable.
9:13 PM Albert
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..a life in DUO
