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Thursday, May 22, 2003
Lips
I have big, fat lips. A nicer way to put it would be to say that I have full lips. They're definitely fuller than the average. How'd they get that way? When I was a toddler, I used to like walking around with a bottle of milk in my mouth. This allowed me to do my two favorite things at the same time: 1) walk around, and 2) eat at will, which in this case meant drinking milk. The problem with walking around with a bottle in front of your face is that it doesn't allow you to see what's in front of you very well. Hence, little things like building blocks could easily become stumbling blocks (literally) for a little wandering Albert. A funny thing happens when you fall on your face and there's a bottle there. While the bottle can break your fall a bit, in return, it gives you fatter lips and puffy cheeks (this may help to explain why I don't have dimples). Fun, huh? Done enough times, and 20 years later, you get to be like me. May this serve as a reminder of the consequences to those people who like to eat on the run (that includes eating while driving, too).
11:35 PM Albert
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