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Monday, April 14, 2003
Mr. Clean
While you may not actually use it, all of you are familiar with Mr. Clean. He's that undershirt-clad, bald, white dude sporting a gold earring and featured on a bottle of all-purpose cleaner. Looking at his picture, he's reminiscent of Popeye, actually (I wouldn't be surprised if they were related.. one chose to do the sailor thing while the other pursued a career in cleaning). Anyway, besides church, eating, and sleeping (I love my naps and take naps on weekends because I don't get to sleep much during the weekdays..gotta love those naps!), I spent a good amount of time sprucing up the apartment. You know it's time to clean your kitchen when: 1) you find yourself tip-toeing to avoid getting stickiness on your entire foot, 2) there's more food on the walls of your microwave than in the bowl you're actually heating up (and it rivals the nastiness of a 7-Eleven microwave), and 3) you have to wash your hands after touching any part of the counter on account of something sticky or greasy. I decided to go ahead and clean my bathroom and vacuum the floors, too. Now, the kitchen, bathroom, and floors are nice and tidy. It's ironic that while the apartment is being cleaned, I got increasingly more dirty. Cleaning truly is a dirty business.. I just wished that Mr. Clean would get off his lazy butt and do more than just sit there on the bottle with that smug look on his face.
(unlike him, I actually did some work.. at least his earring's on the left ear, if you know what I mean)
12:31 AM Albert
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