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Sunday, April 20, 2003
Disclaimer: the following has a nerd quotient (NQ) of 110 (average is 100), which means you'll have to be a bit nerdy to appreciate the humor..
I should be studying, but instead I found myself reading random stuff.. here's something funny I came across:
Top Ten Cool Things About a Car That Goes Faster Than the Speed of Light
10. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
9. Bugs never see you comin'.
8. That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
7. Kid from the Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.
6. Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"
5. You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes.
4. Car ride too short to have any awkward silences with passengers.
3. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
2. Sleep until noon; still get to work by 8:00am!
and the NUMBER ONE COOL THING about a car that goes faster than the speed of light...
1. Girls dig it
10:49 PM Albert
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..a life in DUO