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Wednesday, September 18, 2002
You can tell a lot about a person by what car they drive. Take me, for example. I drive a white, 1995 Ford Taurus GL. If you didn't know anything about me, an analysis of my car could get you started. First of all, it's American, just like me. It's smooth, powerful, and built-tough, also like me. And look, it's a family car..well I'm a family man!
Let's try doing this with Nancy Shieh. She drives a Mazda Protege. Let me tell you, it's no coincidence that Shieh rhymes with Protege. Her car is of the compact Asian variety, just like her. And check out those sporty white hub-caps (on all four wheels except the front right one..that one fell off) Guess what? Nancy wears a baseball cap, too, sometimes.
This analysis rarely fails, but it can. Based on his car, you might conclude that Jeremy was a 15 year-old, turbo-charged German guy with a really big woofer (use your imagination). But we know better than that..Jeremy is actually 22.
2:53 PM Albert
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..a life in DUO