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Thursday, September 12, 2002
One of my favorite shows is The Simpsons. The writers are really quite talented..check out these quotes from good ol' Homer Simpson:
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
"Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?"
"Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!"
"They have the Internet on computers, now?"
"Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You"
"Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."
1:37 PM Albert
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..a life in DUO